Just some thoughts

I prefer cake over pie and oreos over cake and money over oreos.
I live in Lancaster, California in the US.

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i hate getting close to people because then they realize i’m a piece of shit

my brother honestly thinks we’re de-evolutionizing into Apes. Like how does that help natural selection when now, more than ever, reading and fine-tuned use of your fingers and mathematics is a major part of our lives????


most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later



does your brain ever just produce disturbingly violent thoughts out of nowhere
like terrible, horrible, thoughts
for no reason at all
and then you snap out of it and you’re like 
i don’t want to kill my mom
what the fuck

they’re called intrusive thoughts and apparently are very common


if u ask me to go to the park and just swing on swings with u there is 98% chance i will say yes and swing for 5 hours do not test me


what to say in an awkward situation




hahahaahah look at that nerdy flag

um do you wanna go???


you state flag literally has to have your name on it so that no one can forget for even a few blissful minutes that they’re stuck on the west coast

rosie u shut ur got damn mouth we don’t have our state name on it we have our COUNTRY name on it we were a COUNTRY for a while DONT U FORGET IT