Just some thoughts

I prefer cake over pie and oreos over cake and money over oreos.
I live in Lancaster, California in the US.

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"That’s the problem with putting others first; you’ve taught them you come second."


when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now


wolverine fisting you when suddenly



loitering is basically the illegal act of existing while not spending money

isn’t capitalism fun


if u don’t think music is important u need to remember that 13 dwarves convinced bilbo baggins to rob a dragon just by singing about it

(Source: dirkstridest)

(Source: ven0moth)



how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme 

*800 years of war*